Scandal Surfer Gifts

Fruitcake

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Moses on the web

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

JET (Part I)

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'That damn racial scandal.'

Corrupt politicians,

Panama Papers Scandal

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

VW scandal

Panama Papers

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)