Serial Sofa Surfer Gifts

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

Low-Energy Drinks

Surfing koala.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'We added on to the couch.'

'I hate rainy days!'

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

Moving Van.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Internet Addict Anonymous

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"I'm just checking my inbox."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."