Sacred Surfer Gifts

'Click on the icon.'

Moses on the web

Surfing the daily stress

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I don't know who you are!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Gracebook.

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Screenior citizen

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

God changes the channel with his remote.

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

Love on a surfboard

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

Pete Carroll

Man Juggling Problems

Surf's up!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.