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"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

"Forget what, who, where, why, when ... just get a soundbite."

'You are getting recognition by being named in lawsuits.'

Journalists' Hell

'Can you keep a secret?'

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

Nortel Networks goes after executives to repay bonuses.

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"I'm sure you've all noticed that our company seems to be attracting a lot of ink from the press lately."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gone Phishing

The Doping Games?

The Original Gossip Columns

Invasion of Privacy

Doping in sports

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

The Last Thing Out.

Rat Driving Trump

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Tabloid News, Inc. Innuendo. OUTrage.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

I'm free to leave jail? Why? How? You secret journalism source said it's ok. You can reveal the name of the person who told you that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper. Whisper, whisper, whisper. Holy book deal!

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

Listen up, Mort Park. I'm going to reveal a major secret for your news radio show. Do tell. First, you've to promise you won't reveal who I am. I need to be protected. And if I refuse? I wont tell you who whisper whisper whisper … Oh, now that is naughty! To be continued …

Do you need: illicit files? Possible evidence of bank fraud? Documents that suggest hush money was paid to silence a pornstar? Then raid the offices of Michael D. Cohen Attorney.

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."

1998: A Look Back - January & February

"You're going to need a longer lens."

"Sorry, boss, Mr. Price had to go to the store."

"Oh my God - I'm having an affair!"