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"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

'You are getting recognition by being named in lawsuits.'

"Forget what, who, where, why, when ... just get a soundbite."

Invasion of Privacy

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Journalists' Hell

The Doping Games?

Gone Phishing

"I'm sure you've all noticed that our company seems to be attracting a lot of ink from the press lately."

The Original Gossip Columns

'Can you keep a secret?'

Nortel Networks goes after executives to repay bonuses.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Doping in sports

"My friend!" "My husband!" "My God!"

1998 - A Look Back

"Oh my God - I'm having an affair!"

"Sorry, boss, Mr. Price had to go to the store."

"Pomp, greed, conquest, intrigue—it's been a fun year, hasn't it?"

The Instant Book Store

"He's Richard Gere without the principles."

1998: A Look Back - January & February

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."

Do you need: illicit files? Possible evidence of bank fraud? Documents that suggest hush money was paid to silence a pornstar? Then raid the offices of Michael D. Cohen Attorney.

"‘Nicole Richie arrested for DUI’ ... Bless that girl, she never lets me down."

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

Rat Driving Trump

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Royal Pic Photoshop