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'She's broken a super injunction.'

The Daily Fury

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Clown Skis.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'How fast can you hype?'

'The sty is falling!!'

Letter writing lady.

'Get me public relations!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Tango

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Celebrity Gavin Henson