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Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'She's broken a super injunction.'

The Daily Fury

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

'How fast can you hype?'

Letter writing lady.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Tango