Drama Dodger Gifts

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

Spreading nasty rumors

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Private Viewing

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

Ice Cream Lover

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"Must be question time again."

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'