Tv Show Spoiler Dodger Gifts

Spoilers

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Nun Binning the Devil

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

The Demon's Disguise

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Revenuers will be shot.

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

Drones Unlimited

Football - How's my Diving?

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Accursed global warming!"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

Cone of Silence

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

Traffic Court. To be fair, he did pay his ticket.

"I knew those drones were bad news..."