Drama Dodger Prints

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

Spreading nasty rumors

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Private Viewing

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

Ice Cream Lover

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Must be question time again."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

Leaking Art

"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"