Controversy Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for the controversy dodger? Discover clever, humorous products that celebrate their love for staying under the radar. Perfect for those who prefer peace and quiet, our collection offers witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that gently poke fun at their diplomatic ways.

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections. mockup

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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Scapegoat of the Year

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'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!' mockup

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

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'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!' mockup

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

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'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?' mockup

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

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"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"With great power comes zero responsibility." mockup

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

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'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.' mockup

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!' mockup

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault." mockup

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

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"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

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