"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."
Accountability Dodger Gifts
Looking for a playful way to acknowledge the accountability dodger in your circle? Our range of fun and witty products captures the essence of creative procrastination. From mugs to posters, these standout items make light of the sometimes chaotic nature of being a creative soul who prefers to avoid obligations. Show you understand their free-spirited, offbeat approach while giving them a chuckle and a reminder that their creativity is appreciated—even if they’re dodging commitments.
Scapegoat of the Year
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
"I can't get used to being a grownup."
'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
Under new blame.
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.
'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Working in a blame culture?
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."
'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'
Homework flavored dog food
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
Hear me, Graduates!
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'
It's an I-O-Ewe.
Investigating Yourself
"With great power comes zero responsibility."
Accountability Dodger Gifts Collection
Accountability Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring accountability dodger humor—ideal for starting their day with a smile and a touch of wit.
Accountability Dodger Pillows
Add a humorous touch to any room with our witty pillows, celebrating creative independence and a relaxed attitude.
Accountability Dodger Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously acknowledge the creative procrastinator's lifestyle. Great for inspiring smiles and adding personality to their space.
Accountability Dodger T-Shirts
Browse our fun t-shirts that highlight the creative dodger in everyone. Perfect for casual wear and making a statement.