Accountability Dodger Mugs

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Scapegoat of the Year

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Under new blame.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Working in a blame culture?

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Homework flavored dog food

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Hear me, Graduates!

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Investigating Yourself

"With great power comes zero responsibility."