Blame Dodgers Pillows

Add a humorous accent to their space with a pillow that celebrates blame dodging. Soft, funny, and lighthearted, it’s a perfect gift for anyone who loves to dodge responsibility with style.

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"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..." mockup

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections. mockup

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better." mockup

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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Fear of news.

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Scapegoat of the Year

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'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!' mockup

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!' mockup

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

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'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?' mockup

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"With great power comes zero responsibility." mockup

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

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'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.' mockup

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

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"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault." mockup

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

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"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me." mockup

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

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'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!' mockup

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

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Gone for Broke College

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!' mockup

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault." mockup

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.' mockup

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

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"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you." mockup

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

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"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it." mockup

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

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"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat." mockup

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

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'He escaped!'

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"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

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