Debate Dodger Pillows

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Bill's solution the mask debate.

Apolitical

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.'

"Must be question time again."

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

A dog reads a newspaper

"The answer is NO!"

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

Cone of Silence

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."