Debate Dodger Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with a pillow that playfully pays tribute to their debate dodging ways. Ideal for a relaxed and fun home vibe.

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'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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Bill's solution the mask debate.

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Apolitical

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.'

'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.' mockup

'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.'

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'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.'

'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.' mockup

'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.'

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"Must be question time again."

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time." mockup

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

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People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . . mockup

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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A dog reads a newspaper

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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"The answer is NO!"

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

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'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.' mockup

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

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"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense." mockup

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

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"You're mad at your parents? Why?" mockup

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

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"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?" mockup

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

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"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier! mockup

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

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'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

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Cone of Silence

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"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

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"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

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"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..." mockup

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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Debate Dodger Pillows Collection

Debate Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty debate dodger designs—perfect for starting conversations and adding humor to your morning routine.

Debate Dodger Prints

Find prints that celebrate peace and humor, perfect for decorating spaces with a lighthearted touch and a nod to the debate dodger’s personality.

Debate Dodger T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the playful spirit of debate dodgers with clever graphics and fun messages—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.