Quiz Dodger Pillows

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"Must be question time again."

"Stop saying, 'you do the math'. I flunked math!"

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Cone of Silence

"Shouldn't you be studying for your multiple choice test tomorrow?"

"I can't wait that long."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'