Exam Dodger Pillows

"Shouldn't you be studying for your multiple choice test tomorrow?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Well, you passed some of the tests, but you failed others. I'm afraid you'll have to repeat grade 8."

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'The homework ate my dog.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."