Term Paper Dodger Pillows

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Homework flavored dog food

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Essay Paper.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"