Discipline Dodgers Gifts

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Science Snobs

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Bad, Bad Boy!

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"