Discipline Dodgers Pillows

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Science Snobs

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

Bad, Bad Boy!

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"No, I said 'sit'."