Discipline Defender Gifts

'Not everyone gets a chance to write their wrongs.'

Science Snobs

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Verbal Orders

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'What a control freak!'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.