Diversity Defenders Gifts

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

All Hail the Matriarchy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Statue of Female Executive

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"Welcome."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

Sales and Diversity

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'