Creative Defenders Gifts

"I've covered my throat with an extra hot mix of wasabi and chilly paste: he got a nasty shock when he went for my jugular..."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Artists of the wild west.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Do not think outside the box!

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Cyberwarfare

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.