Creative Sportspersons Gifts

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Football Chameleon

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Formula One car origami

The Masters.

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Snowman Magic

Muhammad Dali...

Castaway with a tennis court.

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

"Okay, caption ideas for this cartoon. What do we got?"

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

"They are our creative midfield."

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Pommel horse

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

Sports for slipper wearers.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"I've covered my throat with an extra hot mix of wasabi and chilly paste: he got a nasty shock when he went for my jugular..."

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

New improved Golfer Sock! Keeps your head clean and protected until you're ready to play!!

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

Cheating Golf Player.