Sporty Artists Gifts

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Still Life With Nordic Track

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Plagiarist!"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Formula One car origami

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Cross-country knitting.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Muhammad Dali...

Alien Painting Moon

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Save the tree.

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Boho Bribes