Sporty Artists Pillows

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Plagiarist!"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Formula One car origami

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Cross-country knitting.

Alien Painting Moon

Save the tree.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Boho Bribes

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."