Discipline Driver Gifts

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Team Leader

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Grounded

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Exit Next Left

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."