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'Is it too late to get the flu?'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a tes -- sit up straight and keep your eyes on your own paper.'

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

With three math tests scheduled for later that day,dozens of students suddenly came down with mysterious illnesses.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"You should have been here at eight!"

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'