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'Good report Bob but it's not quite there yet.' And neither was Bob.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"The answer is NO!"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Are you listening to me?"