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'Good report Bob but it's not quite there yet.' And neither was Bob.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Private Viewing

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"The answer is NO!"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."