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'I didn't get the memo. I like not getting memos.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Here and There Trays

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

InIn by-products.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

In - Out - Pending.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'