Paperwork Dodger Gifts

'I didn't get the memo. I like not getting memos.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Storm in the out tray

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

In - Out - Pending.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

InIn by-products.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'