Doctor Visit Dodger Gifts

Looking for a funny way to cheer up your friend or family member who dodges doctor visits? Our collection of creative products offers a playful twist on health and wellness themes, perfect for anyone with a humorous streak. Brighten their day and remind them that everyone needs a little encouragement sometimes, especially when facing the doctor’s office.

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?" mockup

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

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'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.' mockup

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

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"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out." mockup

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

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"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening." mockup

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

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"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early." mockup

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...." mockup

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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A breakthrough in the morning meeting mockup

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

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'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.' mockup

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

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'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?' mockup

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh." mockup

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

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"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!" mockup

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left." mockup

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

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'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!' mockup

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

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"So what brings you in today?"

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'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?' mockup

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

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'You're eating too much roughage.' mockup

'You're eating too much roughage.'

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case."

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'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.' mockup

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

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"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call." mockup

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

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"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches." mockup

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

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'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..' mockup

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

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'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.' mockup

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day." mockup

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

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"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!" mockup

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

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'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.' mockup

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!" mockup

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

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'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.' mockup

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

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Doctor Visit Dodger Gifts Collection

Doctor Visit Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate avoiding doctor visits—perfect for adding a playful touch to mornings.

Doctor Visit Dodger Pillows

Find humorous pillows that make light of skipping doctor visits—soft comfort with a cheeky message.

Doctor Visit Dodger Prints

Decorate with printed art that humorously captures the struggle of avoiding health checkups—great for adding personality to any space.

Doctor Visit Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who dodge doctor visits—fun and expressive apparel that speaks to their humorous side.