Meeting Dodgers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who expertly sidesteps meetings? Our collection of playful and creative items captures their spirit of avoidance with humor and charm. Perfect for the person who values their time and knows how to keep it light-hearted, these gifts add a cheeky touch to their workspace or home, making their meeting dodging not just a habit but a statement of personality.

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"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!" mockup

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?" mockup

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder." mockup

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out." mockup

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

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"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening." mockup

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

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"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...." mockup

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early." mockup

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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A breakthrough in the morning meeting mockup

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

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"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left." mockup

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party mockup

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

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"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case."

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"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!" mockup

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

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"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?" mockup

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Do you have a one day a year membership?" mockup

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

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"If only you could do this in real life..."

"If only you could do this in real life..." mockup

"If only you could do this in real life..."

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!" mockup

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

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"You should have been here at eight!" mockup

"You should have been here at eight!"

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'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!' mockup

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

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'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?' mockup

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

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'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!' mockup

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

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'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.' mockup

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

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"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long." mockup

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

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"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars." mockup

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

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Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight. mockup

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

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"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!" mockup

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

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'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.' mockup

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

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'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!' mockup

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

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It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas. mockup

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

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"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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Other Walks of Shame

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"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway." mockup

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

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Meeting Dodgers Gifts Collection

Meeting Dodgers Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for meeting dodgers and find a funny cup that captures their clever way of avoiding the meeting madness.

Meeting Dodgers Pillows

Look at our pillows for a cozy, humorous way to display their meeting avoiding attitude at home or work.

Meeting Dodgers Prints

Browse our prints collection to find witty art that celebrates the art of avoiding meetings with style and humor.

Meeting Dodgers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for creative meeting dodgers who love to wear their wit on their sleeve.