Interview Dodger Gifts

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fear of news.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"You should have been here at eight!"

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"Must be question time again."

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"