Survey Dodger Gifts

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Election Cancelling Headphones

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"You should have been here at eight!"

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'