Survey Dodger Pillows

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

"You should have been here at eight!"

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'