Serve Dodger Pillows

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"You should have been here at eight!"

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"You recused yourself from this case. I recuse myself from jury duty."

'Dinner.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'