Serve Dodger Prints

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"You should have been here at eight!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'Dinner.'