Small Talk Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for the small talk dodger in your life? Celebrate their love for genuine connections with humorous and thoughtful products that speak to their desire for authentic interactions. Perfect for those who value meaningful conversations over superficial chatter, these gifts are a fun way to let them know they’re appreciated.

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?" mockup

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

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"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out." mockup

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

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"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening." mockup

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

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"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early." mockup

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...." mockup

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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Fear of news.

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A breakthrough in the morning meeting mockup

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!" mockup

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

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"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left." mockup

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case."

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

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"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call." mockup

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day." mockup

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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"If only you could do this in real life..."

"If only you could do this in real life..." mockup

"If only you could do this in real life..."

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'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.' mockup

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

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"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'" mockup

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now." mockup

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

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"You should have been here at eight!" mockup

"You should have been here at eight!"

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'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.' mockup

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

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'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.' mockup

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

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"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long." mockup

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

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'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?' mockup

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

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"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

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'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.' mockup

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

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'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!' mockup

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

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Small Talk Dodger Gifts Collection

Small Talk Dodger Mugs

Explore mugs that speak to the small talk dodger’s personality—great for quiet mornings and honest sips.

Small Talk Dodger Pillows

Find pillows that add a touch of personality and comfort, inviting genuine conversations.

Small Talk Dodger Prints

Check out prints that reflect their quirky, honest spirit—ideal for personal spaces or thoughtful gifts.

Small Talk Dodger T-Shirts

Browse t-shirts perfect for expressing their love for authenticity with humor and style.