Phone Dodgers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to dodge phone calls and spend time creatively? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate their love of disconnecting while showcasing their unique style. Perfect for creatives who prefer real-world interactions over digital distractions, these gifts add personality and a touch of humor to any space. Find something that encourages relaxation and genuine connection, all with a playful twist.

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Other Walks of Shame

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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?" mockup

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

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"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out." mockup

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

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"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening." mockup

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

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"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...." mockup

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early." mockup

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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Fear of news.

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A breakthrough in the morning meeting mockup

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

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Snooze buttons for cat owners

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"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left." mockup

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction." mockup

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

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"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case."

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.' mockup

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

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"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call." mockup

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

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'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.' mockup

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day." mockup

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

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"If only you could do this in real life..."

"If only you could do this in real life..." mockup

"If only you could do this in real life..."

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"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'" mockup

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now." mockup

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

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'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.' mockup

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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"You should have been here at eight!" mockup

"You should have been here at eight!"

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"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars." mockup

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

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"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long." mockup

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

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'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!' mockup

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

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'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.' mockup

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

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'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.' mockup

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

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"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

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'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?' mockup

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

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Phone Dodgers Gifts Collection

Phone Dodgers Mugs

Looking for a fun way to celebrate the phone dodger? Our collection of quirky mugs makes a perfect gift to bring humor to every coffee break.

Phone Dodgers Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and personality to their space—ideal for those who enjoy relaxing and dodging screens in style.

Phone Dodgers Prints

Decorate their creative space with eye-catching prints that celebrate the joy of disconnecting—great for inspiring moments of real-world engagement.

Phone Dodgers T-Shirts

Want to give a gift that captures their creative spirit? Our witty t-shirts are perfect for those who love to dodge calls and show off their fun side.