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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fear of news.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"You should have been here at eight!"

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"Must be question time again."