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'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fear of news.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"You should have been here at eight!"

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"