Dating Dodger Gifts

'He's keen on cross-country running - every time I get near him!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"You should have been here at eight!"

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'