"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."
Date Dodger Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who has a knack for avoiding plans or prefers their own company? Our collection of humorous and light-hearted products captures their playful spirit perfectly. Whether it’s a witty mug, a fun t-shirt, a cozy pillow, or a quirky art print, these gifts add a touch of humor to their daily routine and celebrate their clever ways of dodging the crowd. Ideal for friends or loved ones who love to keep things fun and fresh, these items make amusing reminders that sometimes, being a little elusive is a personality trait worth celebrating.
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"
'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."
"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."
"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."
Fear of news.
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!
"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
Executive Asks Death To Wait
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."
The four housemen of procrastination
A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'
'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'
'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'
",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"
IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.
"What's ticking away in your filing system?"
"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."
"Any yet he's always on my case."
Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?
'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'
'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'
In the Fever Cubicle
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"
Date Dodger Gifts Collection
Date Dodger Mugs
Discover more mugs that celebrate playful personalities and clever quirks, perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Date Dodger Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous touch to home décor, ideal for cozy spaces and playful personalities.
Date Dodger Prints
Browse our fun and quirky prints to add personality and humor to any room. Perfect for decorating with a smile.
Date Dodger T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts designed for those who enjoy humor and fun in everyday wear. Great for relaxed casual outfits.