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"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fear of news.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

The four housemen of procrastination

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

In the Fever Cubicle

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"