'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'
Monday Dodger T-Shirts
Gift the Monday dodger in your life a tee that speaks to their playful spirit. Our fun and creative t-shirts make a witty statement against the start of the week.
Fear of news.
Monday: Next 7 exits.
We Have A Lot To Cover.....
"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."
"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"
Back to Work
Workaholic
"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"
8 AM in the sleeper elevator car
Mondays...
"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."
'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."
"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."
Why men hate shopping.
Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.
"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."
"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."
The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.
BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."
'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'
'This has got to be a Monday.'
'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'
'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'
"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"
Let me at him! The nerve! Open the door! Monday. Frank, it's Monday --- He must've heard the things you said about him!
'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'
'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'
"I'm a cat. What's a Monday?"
"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"
Monday Dodger T-Shirts Collection
Monday Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of Monday dodger mugs—perfect for starting the week with a smile or a witty reminder to avoid Monday. Check out the full range now.
Monday Dodger Pillows
Relax in style with pillows celebrating Monday avoidance. Discover cozy, humorous designs perfect for any space.
Monday Dodger Prints
Bring humor and personality to their home decor with artwork that captures the Monday dodger’s creative spirit. Shop our prints collection now.