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'I hate Mondays!'

Back to work...

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Monday morning is nigh.

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Alarm

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Eye Opener

Monday Checklist.

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

George was not a morning person.

Monday 5:30 am

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Instant human... just add coffee

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.