Monday Struggler Pillows

'I hate Mondays!'

Back to work...

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Monday morning is nigh.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Alarm

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Eye Opener

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

George was not a morning person.

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Monday 5:30 am

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Instant human... just add coffee

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."