Monday Survivor Pillows

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Venn diagram showing: day after daylight saving starts and Monday

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Monday morning is nigh.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Back to Work

Workaholic

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

'I hate Mondays!'

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

"I'm totally run-down, out of patience and in need of a day off. . . I hate Mondays."

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

'Well - how'd the party go, after I left last night?'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

"Thanks a lot, Carol! This week was flying by nicely until you reminded me that it's still only Monday."

He was having his usual good time on Monday morning.

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