Morning Survivor Pillows

Pea Shooter Wake Up.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Monday morning is nigh.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Good morning, world!"

Desert Island Drone...

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

He was having his usual good time on Monday morning.

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."

Celebrity anagrams: I'll roar keenly (Answer: Lorraine Kelly)

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

'Well - how'd the party go, after I left last night?'

Public transport

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'