Monday Dodger Gifts

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'

Fear of news.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Back to Work

Workaholic

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

Why men hate shopping.

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

'I hate Mondays!'

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"